Garrett has tiny PP… he also often experiences frequent anal leakage… he has an oversized big toe that makes his PP look like tiny gummy worm… he also has a dog named basil
by Dirtysox74 November 23, 2021
by Garet not garrett October 8, 2021
Someone who is a low life sonofabitch, He's a cocky motherfucker and he knows it. He usually has to use a pair of tweezers to grab his dick and has many urges to talk about how he loves the taste of cock.
by Fuckyougarrett March 3, 2022
Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males
by Garrettisgay2 May 4, 2018
A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.
Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day
Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day
by Garrettisgay2 May 4, 2018
There's another kind of Garrett that loves psychedelics. He is a major hippy. He is hardworking with a passion. He seeks passion in others and loves people who are genuine. He won't walk away from you because he knows no one is perfect and he will help you work on your weaknesses. He loves to hold your hand and sometimes he gets really mushy. He is a family guy but does not like to admit it. His family means everything to him. He wants a family like it one day and thinks it is very important to pass on his genetics. He is spiritual but confused. He can't decide on one set religion but God is in his heart. He's also a kinky bastard if you really get to know him but he won't force you to do anything you don't want to do. He's a great friend and is very giving. So much so that he sometimes let's others take advantage of him but over time he learns to not be over trusting.
by Jelex September 27, 2019