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an extremely unlikeable friend of a friend who you put up with to please your friend -
"Im trying to get with this chick - but her friends are the biggest FUCKING garnishes... so its not gonna work - her loss"

"Amanda is a garnish"
by A. GIV June 14, 2004
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A small group of or a single pubic hair that is stuck to the side of a toilet or urinal.
Yo yo yo?!?! Who decorated the toilet with dat mutha fuckin' piece of garnish?
by nate_j_y December 06, 2005
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to take money out of your account when it is needed at the worst possible time
we are garnishing your bank account.
by slakisdotcom July 26, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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It is a chutney, similar to tomato sauce, which comes with a $5-00 meal at Metropolis, located in Hamilton, NZ.

It is NOT a small side salad.

Haha Jermaine.
"Can I please get a tortilla...with garnish"
by Markel January 11, 2005
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