Garlipedia 

One of the scariest books of all time, the Garlipedia is a book of dark magic that once you open it, thinking it would be about garlic, actually shows you all the dark, mysterious, horrifying, biased information about your stepfather and his stepfatherly love. Its mortal enemy is the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood, which is actually about garlic itself. Once you open the Garlipedia, you will be cursed for life. I once had a dream about it a few nights ago.

My god...I just read the Garlipedia...now I am scarred for life. ;n;

Garlipedia by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Gackipedia 

A no nonsense collection of rules and common sense practices to be followed by the public when entering a gym/ health club/ Crossfit/ powerlifting establishment.

Also contains humorous antidotes, quotes and opinions.

Created and maintained by a Elite USAPL Powerlifter.

"DO NOT curl in the squat rack"- Gackipedia

"Cell phones are to be OFF on the gym floor"- Gackipedia

"Do not use the bench press to nap"- Gackipedia

"Squat below parallel will NOT injure your knees"- Gackipedia

Gackipedia by thorr74 July 28, 2009