Garkin 

The act of hijacking plans for the sole benefit of oneself; without consideration to others.

The Garkin's garkinned their own plans after they Garkinned ours!

Garkin by Mattardo August 3, 2013

Garkin 

formally known as gherkin, a garkin is a slurred impared version of the stiff tasting green vegetable. commonly asscoiated with Gargamel from the smurfs. A delightful memory of yesteryear for the Pak N Save gang of the year 2000-2001. The pukled garkin AKA pickled gherkin

Your garkin up the wrong tree bro. Its.....the pukled garkin. you man that dude is garkin as. watch out smurfette gargamel has a pukled garkin. any body know what time it is? its garkin time!! azrael get out of the mince. watch out its phantom dave and the flying spoon. Sorry Tom its time for the garkin report

Garkin by azrael7 May 13, 2010

Garminarnar

When something is cool or interesting

“Wow Robert, your deck is so Garminarnar!”
“Thanks gang.”

Garminarnar by hehdididoosst March 29, 2021

jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

jerkin my gerkin by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Gardinctious 

Something or an event that is extremely ridiculous, unbelievable, and crazy. Can be used both as positively or negatively.

"He's not my child?! That is so absolutely so gardinctious!"

Gardinctious by Jim@#$%^&*my November 1, 2023

luke gardiner 

Not good at COD, useless

Iam rubbish at call of duty, I feel like a luke gardiner

luke gardiner by Owl3232 September 27, 2013

Garfinkeling

Named after UCLA sociologist Harold Garfinkel, the act of violating social norms in order to gauge reactions. Also known as a "breaching experiment."

I don't think she really enjoys licking infants, I'm sure she was just Garfinkeling.

Garfinkeling by The real Alex December 31, 2009