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5.
To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.
Stop joking around! I almost garfunkeled my Kool-Aid!
by KToTheDog August 10, 2011
 
1.
to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel
Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys
by englishhhh December 18, 2005
 
2.
The more outgoing person in a pair.

Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.
He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.
by VAKI5 May 07, 2005
 
3.
v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way
I Garfunkeled your mother!
by pub_benny June 08, 2005
 
4.
To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
by Fran LeMoine September 30, 2005
 
6.
Someone that you can't tell if they are a boy or a girl.
Is that a dude?

No it's a garfunkel
by nigtig March 05, 2011
 
7.
A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.
Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!
by Tom Canty April 29, 2012