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1) A brain disease where you suck at every aspect of life, especially videogames; caused by head trauma at a young age; e.g. your mommy dropped you on your head when you were a baby
2) When your all out feminine side is blatantly present and you are, in essence, a faggot
3) A disease where one frequently engages in faggotry, taking dicks up the butthole quite often
Dude, that guy was so lame, i swear he had garentitis.

That dude has garentitis he's so gay!!

Wow! That sucks that that guy was recently diagnosed with garentitis. Now we know why he sucks at life.
#gayness #garrett #failure #fail-sauce #vagina
by xixDIRTYBIRDxix May 27, 2009
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