Garbled 

To drop the ball or fuck up. Basically just mess up an entire situation.

Tom: Dude I really messed up
Ian: What happened?
Tom: I made fun of the Asian exchange student in my math class and accidentally started a war with China
Ian: Ya you really garbled that situation

Garbled by Vanier33 March 12, 2013

Garbled 

The state in which one wakes up and is still semi-intoxicated.

Am I okay to drive, I’m still a little garbled

Garbled by Ryan_France February 24, 2024

gambledygoop 

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum

you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...

gambledygoop by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009

Gambled and lost 

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.

Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.

Gambled and lost by perogi February 6, 2007

gambled 

To intentionally destroy something for personal financial gain.

The server just died, I think someone gambled it.

gambled by WyclefJean July 20, 2010

gambled 'n lost/lose 

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.

Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.

gambled 'n lost/lose by Bill June 18, 2003

Assgas gargledier 

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

Assgas gargledier by Davedale August 5, 2019