Ganicorn is the biggest, baddest gorilla on the planet. He's an amazing cuddler and very lovable, even though he has a scratched left eye and lopsided features. He also really needs a haircut (NOT from Supercuts).
Girlfriend: Ganicorn is so amazing! I can't fall asleep unless I'm cuddling
Boyfriend: I'm going to f*cking kill Ganicorn!