Gamer-e

The most badass gamer in existence. Every task he follows through with and everything he enjoys is fucking awesome.

EVERYTHING.

You WISH you could be him. He makes all of y'all look like pussies by comparison.

Holy fuck! Here comes Gamer-e! Man, fuck this shit, I'm getting out of here! I value my dignity!

by Not as awesome as Gamer-e. April 26, 2009

Gamer Excuse

An excuse used by a gamer when he/she has been beaten in a game by a PC or an NPC.

Examples of Gamer Excuses include:

(1)Matt: Wow, you died.
Frank: Well because you're talking to me!

(2)Mike: I have beaten you five times in a row.
Al: That's because this controller is broken!

by Matthew Williams May 18, 2007

gamer eye

a condition often developed by doom or online game players when a player starts to stop blinking in order to be alert at all times.

"man did you notice that matt wasnt blinking?", "ya man ever since he started to play games online he got gamer eye"

by Matt french October 29, 2006

Gamer Eye

When your eyes start to uncontrollably water and burn after extended periods of gaming. Thought to be caused by staring without blinking at your TV or computer screen for too long.

Gamer 1: crap crap crap! pause the game i got gamer eye, i can't see!

Gamer 2: Dude were online you can't pause...

by Knee-Grow10 March 4, 2009

Gamer Ethnostate

An ethnostate in which the population is strictly made up of gamers.

Gamers are the most oppressed group in the world! We need a Gamer Ethnostate to protect our race and culture!

by bigppn1gg4 April 8, 2020

Gamer eye

A condition caused by a gamer that goes extended periods of time without blinking. This can cause dry, bloodshot eyes, as well as experiencing pain when one finally does blink.

I spent all night playing DOOM; now I've got gamer eye.

by Kastera1000 November 29, 2011

Generic Gamer Excuse

An excuse that is only used by a gamer after he is beaten by another gamer or beaten by the computer. Such as "He only beat me because I was reloading" or "I didn't get enough sleep lastnight."

"Dude, he was camping!!!"

"No it was fair. nice Generic Gamer Excuse"

by Matthew Williams October 13, 2006