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Gamer Goo is the gunk/residue that accumulates on video game controllers, playing cards, table tops, etc. Generally more common with gamer-guys than gamer-girls.

Think of it like a combination of sweat, sticky, cheeto residue, and unwashed hands.
Use a paperclip to scrape the seem of a video game controller, the revealed gunk is "Gamer Goo". Go into your local game store and touch one of the tables, that sticky/gross tactile sensation is "Gamer Goo". See that dark spot on your playing cards? GAMER GOO.
Gamer Goo by Kalkin October 19, 2013
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Gamer's Gooch 

The rotten, smegma-like smell gamer's aquire in their gooch after a long session of gaming. Often the most pungent while wearing compressive underwear.
I had some serious gamer's gooch the other night after playing Fortnite with Jake for 11 hours straight.
Gamer's Gooch by RickyBaker3 December 29, 2020

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

The mental illness in which you cannot play games that don't have constant gameplay or excitement, without getting bored.
"My brother and I don't like Animal Crossing New Horizons because we both have Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain."

Goopy Goblin Gamer brain

A video game player who need constant stimulus through either fast rewarding gameplay or multiplayer interactions to keep himself out of boredom. Often limiting themselve to the very few titles they know and like.
-Random player: Dude have you ever played this game ?! The story is amazing, the artstyle is georgeous and the soundtrack alone almost made me cry.

-Goopy goblin Gamer brain: Meh, i killed some kids on Call of duty yesterday...

-Random player: Yes, yes i know...

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

A term used to describe a part of your personality that is only attracted to games with excessive violence, excitement, and/or stimulus to keep you engaged.
"typically I am only motivated by gameplay because I have a special medical condition that me and my brother Isaac refer to as goopy goblin gamer brain" -Nakey Jakey in the first public use of the phrase

Googly Gamer 

Best youtuber to ever exist literally cracked at any game he plays and gets all the bitches.
person 1: OMG he is so good at this game!
Cracked player: yeah I know...
Person 1: OMG you must be googly gamer!
Googly Gamer by John Wock April 14, 2022

Game Goofy 

1. someone who lacks street smart qualities.
2. having square qualities. not knowing anything about the game.
That game goofy bitch almost got herself killed.
" Quit being game goofy, too bootsy."-the honorable Mac Dre.
Game Goofy by reek daddy May 16, 2006