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grouting 

When a young male finishes in his hand and uses his splooge to fill all the wrinkles on a GILF's face.
Bjorn was adventurous in the tile industry and became bored one day during his lunch break. He went to his friend Nemo's house where his grandmother was sleeping and decided to play with himself. Bjorn finished in his hand and found himself (grouting) Nemo's GILF of a grandmother while she was sleeping.
grouting by dock & launch August 16, 2013

grouting tile 

When a female has a six pack, and your cum on her chest. The cum then fills into the ab lines achieving a grouting affect.
I was banging this chick from cross-fit and I ended up grouting tile because I didn't want a baby with a chick who has a six pack, because girls with six packs are gross.
grouting tile by Csweenes November 19, 2014

fret-gloating 

Fretting over a perfect decision that will remove one from an already perfect present. Tends to elicit unfettered gloating once the decision is determined to have been the right choice. Fret-gloating typically appears in social media status posts. Although disguised as fretting, fret-gloating is a double down on bragging.
Allison is fret-gloating in her social media posts again. "Our yearlong vacation to Paris is rapidly approaching just while my garden is looking incredible! Wondering if we're making the right decision?"
fret-gloating by Jambafish September 8, 2013
tasting horrible or - rarely - stinking
That pint of beer is gouting!

Origin - defintely commonly used British Army slang, circa 1990. Although I'm not sure of the origin - probably related to the word "gout"
gouting by Adam C D I December 12, 2007

glousting 

When you dress up in 19th century clothing and go paragliding with crutches and huge stilts.
Damn dude, bitches be glousting
glousting by Glousters Anonymous August 23, 2021

Political gloating 

When you keep posting pictures or commenting about the winning candidate who you happened to vote for in an election. The reverse of political whining.
He keeps posting about his candidate winning. So tired of the political gloating. They won, it's done, get on w/ life.