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Something to say when you don't know what to say, in a negative sense. The anti-supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

First heard in 'Seinfeld' as the third of three noises recorded by the tape recorded in George's briefcase.

Popularized in its current usage by DeeNogger.
I can't believe you goosed my little sister, man. That's totally... I don't even know where to start. Galonk.
Galonk by Kishimi March 31, 2009
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Galongwallah 

It's a catch all word. My husband & I lived in Hawaii for 25 years - this is similar to 'da kine'. Try it! It will roll off your tongue... Use it when you can't remember a word. Just substitute galongwallah. It always works!
Hey sweetie, would you mind fixing the kitchen sink galongwallah before you leave?
Galongwallah by crismhawaii March 7, 2021
Related Words
Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.
ā€œI’m pretty glonky.ā€
Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021
Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle
I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠
glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018
The sound a Wookie makes.
Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.
glonk by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008

Galonski 

A collective noun referencing a series of unfortunate events resulting from a lack of planning.
Today when we went to power up the temporary powerstation, it tripped three times. What an absolute Galonski!
Galonski by AV AV AV June 4, 2021

golonkadonk

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.
Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.
golonkadonk by Innocent III April 28, 2005