Galdone 

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment. A person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence

This guy is a true Galdone spending all his money on stupid stuff. Look at that Galdone falling on the ice.

Galdone by Scalapini September 30, 2009

Galdness 

The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.

McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.

"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"

That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.

Galdness by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

Galdon 

Galdon is a big, monstrous, insect-like dinosaur boss featured in Star Fox Adventures.

"Galdon was frozen... now he ain't." "He's got the Spellstone!" "Holy shit! Galdon just ate Starfox!!!"

Galdon by Dr.Silver Bones October 13, 2016

galeones 

Whenever your keyboard starts speaking gibberish

Dj Natily-“what galeones this morning tho?” FunkmasterFlex-“ galeones tf is that?” Dj Natily-“ happened * NO it was autocorrect.” FunkmasterFlex-“ ain’t no way that was in your keyboard.”

galeones by PinkBobbyJenkins April 9, 2021

Galone 

A girl (gal) who has to spend time alone.

Since nobody called me to go out this weekend, I guess I'm a galone.

Galone by The Unnecessary Letter January 4, 2017