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greek for small penis, Galando was originally used by the goddess Hera, wife of the infamous Zeus, King of the Gods.
Zues, I don't know how you were able to impregnate me three or four times with that Galando you have, my word! You may be King of the Gods, but boy, you sure do have a Galando!
by The Final Composer March 30, 2011

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