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Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
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Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.

The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast
Omg Gastonk is my most favourite gay power couple of this decade!
Gastonk by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020

Gaston Trailer Park 

Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.

Arnett Gaston 

One of the most popular criminology and criminal justice professors at the University of Maryland College Park. Gaston had held the positions of First Deputy Commissioner, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Management and Planning, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Rikers Island, NYC Department of Correction and the Director of Corrections, Prince Georges County, MD. Gaston is known around campus for his yellow Hummer H2, and his hilarious and entertaining stories from his years in law enforcement and corrections.
"Yo, the class taught by Arnett Gaston is sick, that guy used to run shit up at Rikers."
Arnett Gaston by Maximus12 January 9, 2009

Gastonia 

A town on the outskirts of Charlotte aka the GAS HOUSE where hella hoes & white people live. Everyone fucks for free & meet @ cookout after the games. Everyone raps & smokes cannabis. 12 be hot af. & people get exposed on the Facebook lock up page & they war on 4th of July
I’m just trying to make it out Gastonia
Gastonia by Shabooya689 June 10, 2019