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A Gaka a word used to describe a person (usually a boy) that is quiet and mysterious, but once you get close to that person and they tell you their secrets you would wish you never met them.
girl: you see that boy over there?
other girl: you mean that gaka in the back of the class?
girl: yes he's so quiet. i'mma go talk to him
other girl: you better not! gakas are got some creepy secrets
gaka by DeftestMass November 14, 2015
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The famous hotty of math time. Gaka is more than a person however, it is a way of life. Being Gaka is about being sexy, short and beautiful.
Damn bro you lookin fine today, that’s so Gaka of you
Gaka by Redshirtrooper October 24, 2022

gakabayo 

Long and fleshy penis as large as a horse's; said to be 5-7 inches long and 3-4 inches wide if flaccid, if erect, 10 inches or longer, and 5 inches or wider.

In the Philippines, where majority of the population is Asian, and therefore are relatively less endowed compared to Caucasians, Africans, or Black Americans, there are certain families and clan groups that are considered "gakabayo". These clan groups are usually ethnic minorities although some of them are Pampango, Cebuano, Chavacano and Tagalog. These clan groups whose male population possess the "gakabayo" endowment are said to have had contacts with the Africans and copulated with them. This resulted to Filipino clans with male population possessing the "gakabayo" penis.
Bruce's member is gakabayo. Basketball players are known to have big cocks, but we can't deny the fact that Bruce's mother comes from one of the Gakabayo clans.
gakabayo by gobiL April 24, 2007
A team that is awesome beyond all measures.
Oh look! Here comes the GAKANAS coming in on their unicorns
gakanas by Be unicorns fly June 29, 2015
Man: Are you Indian American?
Cherokee man: Gakau nihi! (Fuck you!)
gakau by Gochyooh December 19, 2023
Doctor: Your Mother died.
Cherokee man: Gakau
Gakau by Gochyooh December 19, 2023