A sexual position, usu. involving two or more males. Little is know about The Gaffney, other than that it is extremely difficult (often referred to as 'damn near impossible') to master or even perform. Although it takes its participants to heights of sexual pleasure never before experienced by mere mortals, it leaves them exhausted and ravaged to the point of near death. Ancient texts speak of those who take part in The Gaffney being left blind, mute, or even paralyzed. Aristotle, Immanuel Kant and John Stuart Mill were all known to have been practicioners of The Gaffney.
"And then bestowed upon him was knowledge of a value unmatched in the world of men, and he was warned to share the knowledge with only the worthy, the pure of heart and noble of spirit. And he was told that from that day forward all would revere the name of The Gaffney."
by Dr. Paul January 21, 2007
The adjective gaffney describes someone or something that is hideous, disgusting or repulsive.
The word comes from the surname of British actor Dean Gaffney, who is famously ugly.
The word comes from the surname of British actor Dean Gaffney, who is famously ugly.
by Gaffney & Associates January 14, 2008
The most unoriginal person you will ever meet. Nothing interesting about them, has trouble communicating because of HIS pallet expander, can't commit to a relationship (Especially if you're an only child). It, this being, is very rare. BUT, if you come into contact with one, just hold a cheese puff in front of them, and it will run away.
by ilovewill101 April 19, 2018
Did you hear about that kid the other day?
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!
by Jeff Teh Munt March 9, 2015
1 - Used to describe a night that, due to excessive consumption of alcohol, is missing a substantial time period.
2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night.
The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.
2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night.
The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.
1. A) So what was your night like on Saturday?
B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney.
2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.
B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney.
2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.
by J Wilkinson October 21, 2007
Dean Gaffney played Robbie Jackson in the popular BBC1 soap Eastenders for a number of years. Recently he is famous for being in a group known as 'the lads'. The lads are known around Bristol for their heavy drinking, womanising and trouble-making.
by Gareth Ronan August 16, 2006