Gadbois 

Flailing about whilst intoxicated creating multi-level structures with nothing but ductape and pixi sticks. Pulling a Gadbois also refers to going down hard on ones partner i.e. balls deep every time.

May also refer to wearing full body long underwear in the dead heat of summer.

Additionaly, pulling a Gadbois refers to the action of scaling a large pine tree and chopping down limbs afire with a sword, blade, or swiss army knife.

Dude! I just Gadboised that chick!

Gadbois by Breviole July 12, 2010

Garboism 

The act of thinking any criticism to an object that you love (but should not be worthy of such adoration) concerns you and only you. The garboistic subject thus takes it personally, and as an insult directed to him, which leads him to go apeshit and hate the critic.

Note: Garboistic is the adjective of garboism.

1)
Me: That TV show has a fair bit of problems.
Him: You're stupid. Why must you torment me so!?
Me: Your garboisms ruin your credibility, and makes you appear as a fool.

Garboism by <3 April 27, 2005

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012