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1. Slang word for goofy, ugly, and someone who messes up.

2. Slang word for leaving.
1. Dude, you be straight up gufn.

2. Aight homie, im gufn out.

A man walks up the stairs and trips.

Student : "Man everyone saw you gufn!"
gufn by Bos and Dubz February 3, 2010
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When your hair on your armpits tickle you
Boy 1: Yo fam why you fidgeting and wavin your arms?
Boy 2: Gufney innit blahd
Boy 3: Oh I hate gufney
Gufney by Emily547 December 8, 2010
When to and da boyz go into the gulag and have a massive anal bleaching party and jerk circle whilst playing chess with fez's or top hats equipped in the helmet slot, all while throwing bags fulls of pop it's combined with dog shit.
Man 1: Hey have you tired out the new warzone?
Man 2: No. How come?
Man 1: I heard there's a really cool dlc that adds the gufnick mode to the gulag
gufnick by Bagaygol November 2, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026