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A Name Used To call Someone Special :)
all the warsopians use it !
A sound person whos allways up for a laugh :D
Someone whos allways there for you when you need them most!
A Sound Person or someone who will help you out, ahh mann thats a guff :)
by KirstieBabes; June 13, 2009
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A misogomy of gerulous verbosity
Forget all that guff about indolent behaviour.
by Hercolena Oliver October 29, 2008
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n. 1. Free stuff 2. Food or other items that one no longer wants such as food or books

v. Guff it, to take something that does not belong to anyone
Put your leftover food on the guff table to share with others.
by ANS A2 September 23, 2004
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talking crap
hey why you talking guff
by david January 21, 2004
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to fart, to let one go
oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?
by pantsonhead December 23, 2002
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A term a lot of British people use in place almost any and every noun, often to sound hip or smart. A lot of the time it is used because they could not think of another noun to use or do not want be so offensive as to swear in some way.
"Yeah, I was walking home from school when four chaps beat the guff out of me."

" I saw him too, what a guff."

"I was talking to Brad at work, when he asked me if I wanted some of this guff he was eating; I was like, hell no.""

"I came home and dad was pulling this guff from the drain, pretty rank stuff."

"Yeah, she looked like guff yesterday."

Randomer 1 "I put his guff in my guff and it felt like guff from Jack."

Randomer 2 " You sound like a gay guff."

Randomer 1 " How is liking guff gay?"
by Gorknex August 01, 2012
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A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.
David sliced is gouch trying to shave his guff.
by pussy cruncher September 07, 2011
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