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GOOGLEMIN 

When you have nothing to do at work except surf the net looking for dumb shit
Mark "Hi Andrea, what did you do at work today?"
Andrea "I found this site, it had the funniest..."
Mark "Googlemin it did we?"
GOOGLEMIN by Mark or frankie September 9, 2008
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1. A specialist in Google search
2. An adherent or advocate of Google
A googleist is Google search addict.
Googleist by timlight January 27, 2010

googlebong 

The sound one makes when using google and finding exactly what you were searching for in the very first link shown. This noise has no precise sound and can be made extremely personal. It can also be followed by, but not limited to: sweet, owned, awesome, woot, holla, cha-ching, oh yeah, groovy.
After enter in the search, "My New Haircut" in google, Billy Bob yelled out a loud googlebong followed by an even louder "PROTEIN!!" and was immediately escorted out of the library.
googlebong by scrak a bees January 17, 2008

googlebanger 

n. egregious internet clutterer
rachel is a googlebanger.
googlebanger by ruthiegirl January 1, 2008

Googlemancy 

In RPGs , magic such as Necromancy (controlling the dead) and Pyromancy (manipulating fire) are often skills that can be leveled up. As such, Googlemancy is the power to manipulate Google to find what you're looking for. Often used in work places, where an old and senile boss will aproach an underling to find some information for him, due to the latter's higher level of Googlemancy.
Mr O'Toole had to ask Kevin, the postroom boy to find the porn he was looking for, due to Kevin's insane Googlemancy skills
Googlemancy by Legatosama April 29, 2010

googledipity 

Finding something via Google while searching for something else. (As in serendipity.)
"I Googled 'Lincoln' to find out about towncars, and learned that we used to have a president by that name. Sheer Googledipity."
googledipity by RB Jr. January 2, 2010

googlebanger 

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.
googlebanger by rockyrachel August 12, 2007
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