The lowest of the low. The child you pray to god you don't have when you conceive one. The worst kid you know. All you need to know is that the GMod kid is the scum of the earth, and, if left unchecked, will bring unspeakable terrors to the future of humanity as we know it.
GMod kids can typically be identified by their strong desire to run from what are known as "Nextbots" within the video game "Garry's Mod" developed by Facepunch Studios. While likely an utterly, mind-numbingly boring and asinine activity for anyone with more than a dozen brain cells, the GMod Kid finds a sick, twisted pleasure in being chased by PNGs and GIFs across a decades old video game environment. They seem to have somehow convinced themselves that they are genuinely terrified of these, despite being harmless still images downloaded off the internet that follow the player in a linear path.
The GMod kid has no free will, or, if they did, have completely tossed it to the wind. Their minds are a slave to whatever meme is currently trending amongst social media. They tend to be obsessed with Metal Gear Rising (this obsession being reflected in their "Nextbot" sessions with Senator Armstrong being a popular pursuer), ULTRAKILL, nice argument senator, capybara, wojak, femboys (but only ironically, right guys?), gigachad, jerma, sus, and breaking bad. They are trite, derivative, and fundamentally incurious people. Will probably grow up to do absolutely nothing of importance.
GMod kids can typically be identified by their strong desire to run from what are known as "Nextbots" within the video game "Garry's Mod" developed by Facepunch Studios. While likely an utterly, mind-numbingly boring and asinine activity for anyone with more than a dozen brain cells, the GMod Kid finds a sick, twisted pleasure in being chased by PNGs and GIFs across a decades old video game environment. They seem to have somehow convinced themselves that they are genuinely terrified of these, despite being harmless still images downloaded off the internet that follow the player in a linear path.
The GMod kid has no free will, or, if they did, have completely tossed it to the wind. Their minds are a slave to whatever meme is currently trending amongst social media. They tend to be obsessed with Metal Gear Rising (this obsession being reflected in their "Nextbot" sessions with Senator Armstrong being a popular pursuer), ULTRAKILL, nice argument senator, capybara, wojak, femboys (but only ironically, right guys?), gigachad, jerma, sus, and breaking bad. They are trite, derivative, and fundamentally incurious people. Will probably grow up to do absolutely nothing of importance.
"God, that kid that sits in the back of algebra class is so weird. All he did today was regurgitate the same two lines from Metal Gear: Rising over and over."
"Yup... he's a total GMod kid."
"Yup... he's a total GMod kid."
by literallyacupofzaxby'ssprite December 6, 2022