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2010 flash game made by grapefrukt, soundtrack composed by Danny Baranowski. Basically the point of this game is a one button dungeon crawler, where the player uses the left mouse button to do everything. Glorg is presumably the name of the avatar/character you play as, a pinkish/purple seemingly grumpy cyclops who attempts to get out of elaborate, randomly generated cave levels while battling strange industrial-themed enemies like screwdrivers, calculators, and drills. When reaching the surface, you fight a final boss called the Great Machine.
I can't believe the soundtrack of my childhood flash game GLORG was composed by the legend Danny Baranowski!!!
GLORG by HumanusAustralis April 20, 2022
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My boss had to glorg and terminate my ass!
GLORG by weave September 22, 2003

Bush, George W. 

Someone who cannot comprehend how to operate a rain poncho or a country.
Bush, George W. is happy because now he's been moved to second-worst president of all time.

spiders georg 

an outlier who should not have been counted.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
spiders georg by Corchell May 30, 2014

GeorgeNotFound 

“georgenotfound did you upload the vlog yet?”
“nah it doesn’t exist
GeorgeNotFound by splashpotions September 16, 2020

GeorgeNotFound 

An immaculate excuse to get out of trouble.
"As Police Officers, we will have to give you a ticket for speeding."
"Wait! I'm friends with GeorgeNotFound!"
GeorgeNotFound by not ekul's cousin November 15, 2020

georghee 

(n.) When your friend George has a stroke, but you don't realize it and you say "Goerge! Are you having a stroke?" and he says "ibldgbaidvb"
You: "George! Are you having a stroke?"
George: "ibldgbaidvb"
Friend: "You're having a georghee you fuckbag!"
georghee by Mickey Rockhard November 20, 2017