"Grounded for Life" (abbrev).
When you've done
something so irresponsible that you get "grounded" for the foreseeable
future. Applies to children by their
parents, but equally applies to husbands by their wives.
Mike: "Can you come out tonight?"
Eric: "Can't I'm GFL"
Mike: "What now?"
Eric: "Not sure how long “for life” means. Maybe I'll get a release for good behavior."
Mike: "Wow. She's the judge, jury, and prosecutor."
Eric: "True Dat."