An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.
Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.
The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018
...Casey was now face to face with a real grotch, and it became apparent to him that Shaun hadn't showered in nearly a year.
by Jerrrrr March 27, 2007
A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet
by OedipusBiatch October 15, 2013
"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption
by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016
"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption
by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016
"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption
by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016
by telleroftruths July 23, 2017