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to be drop dead sexy
to be able to attract women with ease
to have a hot body with out trying
Wow did you see that guy?
He is sooooo futral!!!
Futral by natbump August 25, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
An adverb applied to dishonesty, heightened to a point of baroque excess that the lie is on the verge of, but not past where it becomes obvious self-parody.
In Dr Craig's selective quoting of Darwin, the reversal of originally intended meaning was so complete, and so perverse, it was almost futrelian. We nearly admired him for taking the art of lying to a point of previously unimagined excess.
futrelian by manuel dexter July 5, 2012

Futsal Shuffle 

A new dance invented by rapper Lil Uzi Vert that was done for the first time in a instagram clip.
“Man did you see Uzi? He got me hooked with that new Futsal Shuffle!!”
Futsal Shuffle by Luke Dolan December 1, 2019

F𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 

Futsal Dumpling- Not to be confused with dumpling futsal . This is when a ball used in futsal is wrapped and made into a dumpling , many people do this practice as the ball gives the elasticity of the food and the hollow nature of the ball allows more flavours to be kept inside the dumpling . Futsal dumplings have been a tradition all around the word , sometimes when element dumplings cannot be made futsal dumplings are used instead . Futsal dumplings are very crucial to a human’s life as we cannot survive without them .
𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘰’𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 F𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 !
A form of indoor soccer played on a basketball court will a small and heavier ball that normal. It takes quite a lot of skill and control and if you disagree how bout you get off your butt and try to play it. And I did not spell it wrong futsal is not FOOTBALL (american or not).
"Have you ever played futsal?"
"You mean football?"

"No you dumbass! FUTSAL!"
futsal by Soccer Fanatic December 24, 2009
An organized form of indoor football (soccer)
Wanna play football?

Nah, I have a futsal match later this afternoon.
futsal by Pobecax January 19, 2006

futălău 

" I fucked three girls last night"
" Fuck you, you are just a futălău"
futălău by Scârba December 17, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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