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1.
The ability to have a wank whilst simultaneously undertaking another task with your free hand, which is non wank related.
Mike, " Yo Steve, what did you get up to last night"?

Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".

Mike, "Good effort mate".
by go_now_and_live October 28, 2011