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A peron who is loveable,fun,and over all amazing.In make so amazing he or she is probaly not human-Beware prolonged exposure can cause extreme happiness and orgasm's
damn he must be a fuoss
Fuoss by onelessnormal February 6, 2010
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Floss Archer 

One that flosses in public without concern for where the projectiles land.
Waitress 1: I just cleaned that window. How did it get so splotched up?
Waitress 2: ...the floss archer over there. He got me in the eye when I refreshed his coffee.
Floss Archer by goose_on_a_roof August 9, 2021
Related Words
Fuoss floss flossin flossing Flossy FOSS flossed flosser Flossie flossy posse

mental floss

changing your thinking to get rid of useless info
Holy Shit! After that time with those Idiots, I just Had To use mental floss!
mental floss by Starchylde June 9, 2015

Dental floss girl 

A girl/ woman whose pubic hair never shaved or at least 5 inches long. As result when vigorously eating her pussy her long pubic hair get stuck between your teeth.
Oh my god! Lucy was a dental floss girl!!!
When got up next day, I spent hours standing in front of mirror, clearing out her long pubic hair from my teeth!

Floss-Boss

Floss-Boss
Is when you are a boss, Leader, Top dog the one who calls the shots.

A person who flosses expensive things.

One who shows off money, designer clothes, fancy jewelry, cars an Nice homes.
Casto Jr: I see you Stack showing off all yo money and cars,
Big stack: You see me; I’m the real definition of a floss-boss.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

helix fossil 

The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.
Praise the almighty helix fossil!
helix fossil by aaabaaajss March 2, 2014

Towel Floss

When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)
My balls were dripping wet after a shower so I towel flossed them.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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