by Mattaussie December 18, 2010
funkle is a drinking game played with 5 dice and many fun people. The object is to reach 10,000 points by rolling dice. One person keeps score, and you cannot get on the board until you gain 700 points in one turn. Each player takes a turn rolling the dice trying to get either 1's, 5's, three of a kind, or 5 in a row. Each 1 and 5 are equal to designated amounts which are 100 and 50 accordingly. All other numbers are worthless. The three of a kind are equal to the number times 100, except for three ones, which are equal to 1000. The 5 in a row are also equal to 1000. After your first roll, you must have atleast one dice left that is not adding any value to your score in order to keep rolling. Once all your dice are used and you do not have a value over 700, you funkle. take a drink. The next person rolls. Sloppy dice, which are dice that fall off the table also constitutes as a drinking funkle. Take a drink. The game moves round in a circle until one person reaches 10,000.
Have Fun
Have Fun
I rolled a 1, 5, 2, 2, and 3. I keep the one and five to the side and roll the other three. On the second roll i get a one and one. I have a total of 350 points. I roll one more time and i get a one again. I get 450 points, but i have no eligible dice left. I funkle and do not get any points on the board. The next player goes, and so on.
by : Tina, Lorenzo, Christina, Lewis, Lexx, Nicole, etc February 3, 2007
funkle is a drinking game played with 5 dice and many fun people. The object is to reach 10,000 points by rolling dice. One person keeps score, and you cannot get on the board until you gain 700 points in one turn. Each player takes a turn rolling the dice trying to get either 1's, 5's, three of a kind, or 5 in a row. Each 1 and 5 are equal to designated amounts which are 100 and 50 accordingly. All other numbers are worthless. The three of a kind are equal to the number times 100, except for three ones, which are equal to 1000. The 5 in a row are also equal to 1000. After your first roll, you must have atleast one dice left that is not adding any value to your score in order to keep rolling. Once all your dice are used and you do not have a value over 700, you funkle. take a drink. The next person rolls. Sloppy dice, which are dice that fall off the table also constitutes as a drinking funkle. Take a drink. The game moves round in a circle until one person reaches 10,000.
Have fun
Have fun
I rolled a 1, 5, 2, 2, and 3. I keep the one and five to the side and roll the other three. On the second roll i get a one and one. I have a total of 350 points. I roll one more time and i get a one again. I get 450 points, but i have no eligible dice left. I funkle and do not get any points on the board. The next player goes, and so on.
by Tina, Lorenzo, Christina, Lewis, Lexx, Nicole, etc. January 28, 2007
(adj) Situation in a negative past-tense
1. Damn, that mistake was my last funkle; Mr. Bucholz is going to have my ass
1. Damn, that mistake was my last funkle; Mr. Bucholz is going to have my ass
by TheChosenOne911 May 14, 2016
by Justjme August 4, 2017
by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018
a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,
I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!
If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"
The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt
If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"
The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt
by jendagwah abundgatta December 29, 2011