Funkathons differ from house parties in the following ways:
*Much more alcohol
*The attendance of many many people you barely know
*Very loud and non-stop music
*Smokey perfumed atmosphere
*Sex in odd places
*More than 24 hours of non-stop partying
"Um, someone tattoed 'you had a great time with Janine and Tara' onto my ass - but I can't remember who they are, or where my ass is."
G-money "Ok lets tron that packer"