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Funkathon 

A funkathon is the naughties version of a house 'disco' which lasts longer than 24 hours.

Funkathons differ from house parties in the following ways:

*Much more alcohol
*The attendance of many many people you barely know
*Very loud and non-stop music
*Smokey perfumed atmosphere
*Sex in odd places
*More than 24 hours of non-stop partying
"Hey man, what was the funkathon at Adams house like?"

"Um, someone tattoed 'you had a great time with Janine and Tara' onto my ass - but I can't remember who they are, or where my ass is."
Funkathon by Adam Luttman November 25, 2004
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Fuckation 

A short trip with the sole purpose of fucking. There may be little to no sleep involved in a fuckation.
Wanna hook up? I need a fuckation.
Fuckation by AW69 December 18, 2010

funkytron 

a grilled cheese flipping, disco robot that can teleport and control the universe using psychedelic dance moves and funky style
Last night I was dancing like some kind of funkytron.
funkytron by spektor bekter August 23, 2011

funkatron 

noun:

1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.

2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
#1:

Rodion pulls out a speculum.

Phil: "What is that funkatron?"

Rodion: "Let me show you..."
funkatron by Argonak April 11, 2008

funkatron 

noun:

1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.

2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
#1:

Rodion pulls out a speculum.

Phil: "What is this funkatron?"

Rodion: "Let me show you..."
funkatron by Argonak April 11, 2008

Funktion 

1. Holidng a function (ie. party) whilst funk music is playing in the background.

2. Solving a function (ie. mathematical) whilst funk music is playing in the background.
Chris: 'Woah, that funktion was pretty wild last night'

fuckation 

A vacation with your FWB (preferably somewhere tropical) where you plan to do nothing but have sex, drink, and lay on the beach.
Next week I'm heading to Jamaica for a fuckation with that booty call I met last month.
fuckation by spinnster December 23, 2008
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