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Something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. Something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- functitious.
Dude... that chick's rack is totally functitious.

My god, that car is functitious.

Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.
by DaleLavine February 04, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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