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Fullaffle 

Fullaffle or full waffle
This is when syrup is used to lubricate ones asshole so that 3 or more penises can be inserted into it
-Improvisations can be made by adding other toppings to the Fullaffle such as
butter

peanut butter
whip cream
fruit (ironic for a gay couple)
My buddies and I Fullaffled this girl that worked at IHOP, everything that we needed was in the storage room.
Fullaffle by Ross Dannar November 1, 2010
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Falaffle 

It is from the TV show How I met Your Mother. When Robin tries to say "Ted, I love you." She ends up saying "Ted, Falalffe"
"I love you."
"Falaffle"
Falaffle by Barnana July 1, 2009

Filaffle 

Fucking your wife while eating a waffle in order to satisfy one's craving for sex and appetite at the same time.
Baby, I'm so horngry...I think I wanna filaffle.
Filaffle by nicnacpattywac January 28, 2016
Flirtatious Waffle: Innocent and largely meaningless, funny, exaggerated conversations between members of the opposite sex. / Ice breaking. / A conversation between a couple who know each other well, and are comfortable with each other.
Boy "So, you are going to play a bear in next weeks performance. Well you will be the prettiest bear ever, even if I say so myself"
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"

- Flaffle, classic example.

Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"

- Flaffle texting example.
Flaffle by Alexander_cas August 24, 2011
cat-calling like a perverted business man at a strip club in Amsterdam
Geez craig dont act like a fulaffel when judy walks down the street; although, her dress does accent her bottom beautifully.
fulaffel by suzeanomic April 30, 2011

fullangle 

I'm going to fullangle my homework so I get it done
fullangle by cliffgurt February 1, 2019

falaffle 

Quite possibly the most offensive word to date, fallaffle insults any man, woman, or child who has any opinion of any kind. It also applies to animals including germs and seamen (we dont know what those count as). If you are dead, you are still offended. This word is prejidice against all races and cultures and is so powerful it causes buildings to shake and crumble to their foundations and makes 50 cent himself toss both quarters down the drain, fall to his knees, and weep. Religion is the most powerful form of opinion and therefor is insulted more than any other catagory.
"Dude why are you such a crotch muffin?"
"At least Im not a Falaffle"
falaffle by Thane January 24, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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