A) Seriously? The test is today? I didn't even study. I'm fuckbuggered!
B) Y'know, I thought it smelled bad, but I ate it anyway. Six hours later, I was totally fuckbuggered.
C) Your wife, the mother of
your children, has exited the car and is marching
down the street after finding a pair of panties under her seat that, in the normal three dimensions, would never stretch over her fat
white ass. "Fuckbugger."
D) A friend, hearing the story above, says "Dude, that's fuckbuggered".