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Similar to debauchery and tom-foolery but is typically more heinous in nature. Extremely high spirited trouble-makers and antagonists are usual culprits for committing acts of fudgery.
John Doe was charged with a misdemeanor last Saturday. In a defiant act of fudgery he streaked through city hall while drinking singapore slings and mcgangbangs only to be apprehended in a very spirited struggle after passing out behind a dumpster.
Fudgery by DaveZilla's Bundtloaf January 31, 2010
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The act of pressing your ass cheeks to those of a sexual partner, after which both parties defecate and rub the results between themselves in a slippery mess.
"Yo babe, let's go and get some taco bell for lunch to get ready for a hot session of Fudgery tonight!"
Fudgery by Kalynn Darcy September 17, 2019

fudgey butt 

When you take a crap and you keep wiping and wiping but you still got poo on your butt.
Man I got a bad case of fudgey butt.
fudgey butt by scott December 31, 2004

Fudgey Uterus 

During intercourse via the anus, the penis is used to push faeces up the colon, thusly ending in a "fudgey uterus" of sorts.
Stephs ambiguous lifestyle led to a fudgey uterus.

budge fudger 

budge fudger by budgfugers2012 June 29, 2010
One who likes to give it to another man up his sphincter.
'Do you think Andrew is a FUDGER or not?' 'He 100% loves giving another man his cock juice, he is a massive FUDGER'

'Chris loves getting his Fudge packed by Andrew, they are a pair of fudgers'
Fudger by Angrydragon December 8, 2013
A curse word to use if you're around your parents or other adults; the more polite way to curse.
Oh fudgers, I failed my math test!
Fudgers by Thedreaminterpreter October 2, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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