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Derogatory term for a female concubine, or sexual slave, who is obliged to cook and clean for her master. Also see Bitch, definition 1 example 3.
James: Have you seen Charles's new fuckmaid? She's positively smashing!

Charles: Oi, fuckmaid! Make us a sandwich, and while you're at it, how bout a little head?
by opium November 27, 2004

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