Similar to a Bucket List, a Fuckit List is a list of people and/or places you'd like to fuck before you die.
Making love in the tropics, on a boat, in the middle of a thunderstorm is definitely on my Fuckit List.
by BLoNEs September 13, 2011
A list of greatness that usually begins to develop in high school by an individual male which includes many fine specimen of the opposite sex. The list may include celebrities, teachers, friends, that hot girl in your calc class or even your best friend's older sister. Never ever include relatives in your Fuck-it List: it would make your list full of shame, along with your fucks (known as a shamefuck). It should consist of only attractive females who you will have to work towards to successfully complete a "fuck session" with. This list may take your whole life to finish but once you do, you will get high fives from every man, woman and child you meet. For a woman's version of a Fuck-it List, see Spread My Legs Sheet.
"Ms. L has a nice rack and a juicy ass. I'd nail her along, with Crystal. I'd bang them both."

"So they're part if your Fuck-it List, eh?"

"Helllll yeah they are! It's gonna be epic!"
by PatentPending January 07, 2014
A list of all the things you don't want to do before you die. Opposite of bucket list.
Jane added "eating uni" to her fuckit list. "Why the hell would I want to eat something that looks like vomit," Jane said.
by ozoni11 January 27, 2015
A list of things you would never do, or something you don't feel like doing at the moment
Greg: Hey man, don't you have a paper to work on?
Fred: Nah man, I put that on my Fuck-It List.

Sarah: Going skydiving is on the very top of my fuck it list.
by scuba329 October 10, 2011
A list of things you don't want to do before you die
Did you see the new Captain America movie?
No man, that shit is on my fuck-it list
by MattyT94 July 23, 2011

things NOT to do before you die

"The #FuckItList is a list of things you don't need to do before you die."
I don't need to listen to "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car" again before I die. #FuckItList"

loudnyc #fuckitlist: Attending Justin Timberlake's Concert in The Front Row

TruBlondeRocker #fuckitlist: going to the no doubt reunion show.
by BsbllUH11C March 11, 2009
A list of things you've always wanted to do or say but never did until a life-changing event takes place.
After being left at the altar, I decided to create my "Fuck-It List," which includes the following recent revelations and activities:

You're fat and you know it.
Your baby is ugly so stop posting pictures of him on Facebook.
Your breath smells like sleep even after you brush your teeth.
When you smile, it looks like you lost your upper lip.

Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me for the dog hair in my house.
by sleslie2425 May 24, 2013

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