Fucking Math

Fucking Math:

alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby

man + man = sore ass

woman + woman = scissors

by EntropicSoul August 11, 2010

fuck maths

Guys have mathematical rules on the ages of socially acceptable sexual partners (half your age plus seven is a good one).
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.

I'm 20 she's 16, which is not quite half my age plus seven. But I did the fuck maths and in 2 years I'll be 22 she'll be 18 which will make it OK.

November 17th is National fuck your math teacher day. So go ahead and do it.

Abby: omg did you really fuck him?

Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?

November 18th is National fuck your math teacher day. So just go ahead.

Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?

Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!