1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
by jose Smose June 3, 2007
A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014
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little brown fuck monkey A term used by americans living in central america to describe permiscuis latin women
i seen the hottest little brown fuck monkey at the bar last night so i took her home poked her in the brown eye and then gave her a dirty sanchez before the money shot
by durnkin monkey September 16, 2006
To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
by Dyrk Diggler March 16, 2011
Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.
The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.
The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.
by ElDonzo May 27, 2015
So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"
by Lord Chesterfield January 21, 2009