A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?
Man 2: No. I'll do that now.
*watches*
Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
Man 2: No. I'll do that now.
*watches*
Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009
1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.
2.Also works with other holidays
2.Also works with other holidays
1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"
2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!
2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium
and so on and so on
2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!
2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium
and so on and so on
by AnatomyIsDestiny December 26, 2005
by EL- January 24, 2009
We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..
by TAMZANARIAN January 13, 2016
means the same as fucking up my shit, not holiday a related song, it is an exclamation of dismay at the site of a beautiful woman
by Kris Brix June 10, 2003
Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris
by LôKî™ August 24, 2005
(ex) phrase used to colorfully describe an action, person, or other object that causes dismay or frustration.
1. That ho is fucking up my christmas! Bitch took all my money and ran off!
2. Damnit, you're fucking up my christmas!
2. Damnit, you're fucking up my christmas!
by Kanjii September 8, 2004