by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015
(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.
"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."
by Jesus Tits January 19, 2007
A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020
1.to rectally or vaginally insert a crucifix in to ones self.
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration
1. Last night Jimmy totally Christ-fucked me.
2.Bobby got Christ-Fucked
3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.
2.Bobby got Christ-Fucked
3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.
by Samhain69 November 9, 2008
Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.
by bob dick nelly April 15, 2009
by A_Tired_Boi April 30, 2018
1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
Situation 1:
Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.
Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!
Situation 2:
Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops
Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.
Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!
Situation 2:
Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops
by MrDinkleberry November 21, 2005