Fucker-Upper 

An event that occurs that have both good and bad sides. A double edged sword so to speak. Derived from the combination of fucker and upper

"I'm getting paid today because that idiot decided not to yield to me at the light, but my car is out of action for a week."

Fucker-Upper by Cobalt69 February 18, 2005

Fucker Upper 

A person who is known to be a failiure at small tasks, who decides to take on a bigger task and fails to complete it as well.

Fred you fucker upper, get your ass over here !!

Fucker Upper by Vinchenzo Salvator February 25, 2015

Fucker Upper 

Someone who fucks a lot of shit up

Urban dictionary not letting me Create a Dapper Upper explanation. What a bunch of Fucker Uppers

Fucker Upper by Tank42069 July 4, 2018

shit fucker upper 

A Person who continually makes the situation FUBAR (Fucked up beyond all repair)

Me: hows the project coming along?

Chris: That idiot logan did his half on the wrong subject, AGAIN!

Me: you know better than to work with that shit fucker upper

shit fucker upper by Nickrr November 28, 2007

Quicker Fucker Upper 

An alcohol your body just can't process, resulting in a stumble bum like behavior

Patron for me is a quicker fucker upper

Quicker Fucker Upper by Skidmarkcat June 5, 2023

tucker fucker upper 

tomato sauce, the sauce that seems to go on anything and just fucks it up.

mike: bro, pass the tucker fucker upper, these chips are too good.

john: this is a good pie, gimmie some of that tucker fucker upper

Geoff: man i just love christmas dinner, pass the tucker fucker upper would ya

tucker fucker upper by michael_frankus September 15, 2009

fucked upper 

(a) more fucked up
(b) a person who is strange looking above the waist

(a) today was more fucked upper than yesterday.

(b) that chick sure is fucked upper

fucked upper by Beeyobee December 30, 2003