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In other words, me. I am a FuckPilot.
I should shut up, right now.
by Kucamonga Kid March 28, 2005
A person who is a complete and total idiot. Should be used after someone says something to you, but doesn't have to.
Steven is a fuckpilot because he fell down.

Person: Your a fag.
You: Fuck you, you fuckpilot.
Person: *shuts up*
by Kucamonga Kid March 13, 2005