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A 'fuck tale' is a short story, or rather long story that is most commonly told by men, to other men, about banging the opposite sex.
Fuck tales are often also referred to as bragging rights, douche talk, and can also be told when things go bad wrong in the bedroom.
Cody- "Yo bro, I got one hell of a fuck tale for you!
Dante- "Hook a brother up with a fuck tale, I ain't heard one in a hot second bro!"
Cody-"Last night I was doing the wild thang with this girl I just met, and out of know where the bitch started eating chicken fingers!
Dante- "That was a dank fuck tale"
by bamf00 June 04, 2010
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