Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".

This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.

11:12 FTL
by BS-Man August 31, 2010
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a minute lasting about 20-25 seconds, about the time a loser can stay on top of a girl.
"emma, wait one fucking minute!"

"damn man, it to you a whole fucking minute to do her?"
by thebluenamesdiedawhileago October 29, 2009
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Billie Joe Armstrong: Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since 19-fucking-88. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me. What the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers.
by reallystinky May 14, 2022
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