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1.) Weak ass lies or attempted cons 2.)A bullshitting ass excuse (usually from a woman).
Guy: Damn, so what happen to you this time last night? Cant call?

Chick: I was sick... And I got fired yestesdey... and I forgot..

Guy: Yo, quit with the fuck games you simp-ass bitch
by modenasolone June 02, 2009