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A person with a small penis and/or wang. Preferably caused by being Asian or half Asian.
Bob: Matt DOO-URR is such a FuNx.

Lemon: What?

Bob: He has a small Asian wang.

Lemon: Oh.

FuNx: no guiz it not dat bad i meen 2.5 inchez wen i has a bonur is enuf 2 meak teh ladeez happeh!

Lemon: No.
FuNx by DudeCheeseMan February 21, 2010
Funxn is just a shorter way to write the word Function
a hood ass party
Homie 1 :"ay bruh les hit up tha funxn"
Homie 2: 'aight fosho daw but lets finish this blunt up real quick'
Homie 1: "fosho"
Funxn by T-Dawg Da RawDawg October 2, 2012
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Funxhausted

The end result of an activity that is simultaneously great fun and completely exhausting.
After our day of kayaking and bike riding as a family, we were funxhausted!
Funxhausted by TJ_Mich August 2, 2023

funxtion 

A party or where everones hangin at. Also spelled function.
We bout to hit up dis funxtion. Who down?
funxtion by B-Radizzlefoshizzle January 11, 2010
A amazing YouTube show starring Marisa, Evelyn, and Adree! Who go on wacky adventures together. And no, its not a copy of Eddsworld!
"Have you watched FunX3 yet?" "No, its not out yet. But I'm sure its great!" "I agree!!!"
FunX3 by idk...someone_random?!? September 28, 2021

Funxiety 

Having a bout of anxiety before one knows they are about to have fun.
Husband: "Nina has been so exited about hosting her girls only dinner party Friday night, she has been all over the place with everything lately!"

Friend: "She is having a bad/or good case of funxiety. She'll be right as rain once the girls come over."
Funxiety by badback9 July 17, 2025
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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