Sex on a Frying Pan

before having intercourse, you rub Bengay or Icyhot all over your body, so it feels like your having intercourse on a frying pan.

Betty wanted to try some kinky shit, so we had sex on a frying pan and the orgasm was orgasmic!

fran frying pan

Always calling me homosexual which is false because im straight.

"fran frying pan is homosexual"

by sammy is not homo August 13, 2021

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog

James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment

by buttersseggclown October 29, 2019

To defecate directly on someone's face underneath the covers.

We had a long talk after I gave my sleeping girlfriend a surprise Dutch frying pan.

by Marksimus January 5, 2007

A person who has a face that resembles a frying pan caused by being dropped on your face as a child.

Look at frying pan face over thar. Muthafucka looks like he was dropped on his face as a child.

Going from one bad situation into a worse one. Also used to define a choice as being less than optimal.

Boss: "If you don't want to work late tonight, you can always come in this weekend."

by dvsjr March 8, 2004

Unpredictable, changeable, indecisive. Rapidly changing one's plans from one option to another, totally unrelated one.

I wish the boss would decide once and for all instead of jumping around like a fart in a frying pan.

by Sauteéd flatus November 20, 2007