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(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.
When was the last time you shaved, John?

5 weeks ago...

Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...
by tajomaru February 28, 2010

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