Top Definition
Fruit Fu is a martial art that uses fruit and other produce as weapons
Fruit Fu Master: Haha, I attack you by smashing a watermelon on your head

and squirting lemons into your eyes

Victim: arghhhh, that stings!

Fruit Fu master: submit or else i will break out my celery nunchucks.
by ActionDan September 23, 2010

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