Froven 

A freezer AND an oven.

No need for:

1. Manual labor - just turn the dial from freezer to oven
2. Packaging - anything in the froven when the dial is turned from freezer to oven will be cooked

Downsides:

Quite a few, but none that offset the above.

Dude, I'll be home in 10, stick on a pizza for me.' 'No 'problem homie, I'll just whack the Froven from -30 to 200' 'Sweet.

Froven by Sophie Heineken November 29, 2010

Froven 

It's like an oven that cools things.

I stuck my ice-cream in the froven because it was starting to melt.

Froven by TV440 June 20, 2017

Fresh Frozen 

A slang term for frozen meat defrosting in a pool of water in a Tupperware container in the back room of a "D" list restaurant. This term was coined by chef Pinto of Cafe 36 on an episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.

Gordon Ramsay: "What the hell is this?"

Chef Pinto: "We keep it fresh frozen, chef"

Gordon Ramsay: "I can't believe this. It's either Fresh or Frozen, there's not such thing as Fresh Frozen!"

Fresh Frozen by edniece April 14, 2010

cryogenically frozen 

Slang for "dead".

Bob flunked science class. He's gonna be cryogenically frozen when his dad finds out!

cryogenically frozen by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Frozen Stink Pickle 

When you defecate into a condom and proceed to freeze it and use it as a dildo.

Jenny borrowed my dildo so I had to make a frozen stink pickle.

Frozen Stink Pickle by Shredward Norton March 2, 2011

Frozen poop shank 

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.

Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.

Frozen poop shank by Derpules May 14, 2012

suck the skin off a frozen chicken 

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.

Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.

suck the skin off a frozen chicken by jjrubadub April 18, 2010